I'm Pablo the drug mule dog. Last year, I woke up in a basement with a gaping hole in my stomach and found out I'd been used to smuggle cocaine into the country. Since then I've been having nightmares about the whole thing. Typical.
So I went back on the road and talked to all sorts of real people to try and find out what the big deal about coke is. I even managed to film my interviews (somehow) so you can watch them below.
This is me, Pablo The Drug Mule Dog, meeting the first person on my quest - a tall and quite scary bouncer who gives me the low down on coke and night club toilets. Lovely.