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The Adventures of Pablo
I'm Pablo the drug mule dog. Last year, I woke up in a basement with a gaping hole in my stomach and found out I'd been used to smuggle cocaine into the country. Since then I've been having nightmares about the whole thing. Typical.
So I went back on the road and talked to all sorts of real people to try and find out what the dog deal about is. I even managed to film my interviews (somehow) so you can watch them below.
My Chat With A Bouncer
My Chat With A Bouncer
This is me, Pablo The Drug Mule Dog, meeting the first person on my quest - a tall and quite scary bouncer who gives me the low down on coke and night club toilets. Lovely.
My Chat With DJ Plastician
My Chat With DJ Plastician
This is me meeting the next person on my quest to find out what the big deal about coke is - a DJ called Plastician. Apparently, he plays 'grime.' Charming.
My Chat With A Toxicologist
My Chat With A Toxicologist
I wanted to find out about the kind of stuff that coke gets mixed with, so I visited Dr. John Ramsey, a toxicologist at St George's Hospital, who told me just how pure the average gram of coke is. I also saw an old friend...
My Chat With A Drugs Worker
My Chat With A Drugs Worker
This is me meeting a drugs worker who helps rehabilitate young people with coke addictions and gives me a spot of therapy (sort of).
My Chat With Brandon Block
My Chat With Brandon Block
This is me meeting a nice DJ called Brandon Block who told me all about his experience of getting addicted to coke and let me 'bust up' some tunes on his decks. Marvellous.
My Chat With A Cab Driver
My Chat With A Cab Driver
This is me meeting a charming cab driver on my way to the hospital. He talked (and talked) about lots of coke business he'd seen going on in the back of his cab and all sorts of lovely other things. That's me being sarcastic. Unfortunately, I remembered a little too late that I had absolutely no money to pay for the cab. Blast.
My chat with a Doctor
My chat with a Doctor
This is me meeting a doctor in the A&E unit of a hospital. He told me all about the effects and harms that taking coke has on your body. I also asked him for a check up and he totally ignored me. Charming. Let me know what you think of the film...
My Chat With An Addict's Mother
My Chat With An Addict's Mother
This is me meeting the mother of an addict who let me sit on her sofa. What a woman. She talked all about what she and her family went through when her daughter started taking loads of coke.
My Chat With The Colombian Minister
My Chat With The Colombian Minister
Eat your heart out, Martin Bashir, who'd have thought a small town, talking dog would ever get to interview a Colombian minister. Such a big day! The minister told me all about the effects of growing coke on the environment and I asked him to give Mitzy, my female dog friend, a message.
My Chat With A Customs Officer
My Chat With A Customs Officer
Here I am talking to a customs officer about me getting used to smuggle drugs, then disemboweled. Marvellous.